halloween peen

When you slip your 1-inch wonder inside of a pumpkin hot pocket and then get your girl to clean it up.

I gave her a halloween peen last night...

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Jean peen

Taking a picture in a mirror ( mainly in a dressing room or public toilet ) of your penis hanging out of your fly

“He went in to the changing rooms and enjoyed the full length mirrors, so decided to do a ‘ jean peen’ shot to show his partner”

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Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

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Peen-Vagee

1.a different word for sex or sexual interaction.
2. a word heard in the movie "superbad".

dude1: I'm getting me some of that Peen-vagee tonight

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Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

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Jean Peen

When you’re sitting down and your jeans bunch up and it looks like a bulge

“Dude you have major jean peen right now”

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Peen-I

Peen-I is the slang plural of Penis.

#PeenI #Penis #BookSigning #Plural

"I made 300 chocolate Peen-I for the book signing"

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