i-Penguined

When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.

Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!

Angry Penguin

A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.

Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.

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Penguin Milk

A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.

This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.

"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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My Penguin

The Person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.

From a Pon and Zi commic:

"Did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"

"...Will you be My Penguin?"

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penguin boy

a boy who loves penguins

Person 1: Did you see henry? His aim background and cellphone wallpaper is of penguins.
Person 2: yeah hes a penguin boy.

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penguin cum

The cum of a penguin error

Penguin: *cums*
PenguinError: THE POWER OF PENGUIN CUM!!!!

Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

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