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To dominate effortlessly.
Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.
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a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.
guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)
guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.
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take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts
Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet
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Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.
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Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.
"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))
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The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.
Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.