michael phelps

To dominate effortlessly.

Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.

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Mrs. Phelps

Michael Phelps's wife.

irmina is mrs. phelps
(:

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Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

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michael phelps dat sheeeet

take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts

Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet

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Swimming with Michael Phelps

Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.

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Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies)

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

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Kenneth Phelps

The cult leader seen wearing a dog mask in the game Sally Face. Also known as the priest of Phelps Ministery, and the father of Travis Phelps.

"Hey, have you heard of Kenneth Phelps?"

"Yeah, he's the best cult leader around!"