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Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)

"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."

by Tuckmeat December 1, 2022


Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 4, 2015


porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018


Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.

Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting

by Chekosoncm March 19, 2018


Destiny Porter

2 definitions in one yay

Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something

Porter sounds like potter and that's cool

Destiny Porter, it's like everyone with that name makes me happy, weird, huh?

by snad undtail March 8, 2019