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Where 2 men who haven't cleaned their penises in a while sit facing one guy (preferably sissy) in the middle get absolutely double pounded by two brly men.
I haven't showered in a while can my friend and I do the Double Pounder With Cheese on you?
A guy who will have sex (or swing) at just about anything.
-You think he'll go home with that chick?
-No Doubt, he's a Pete Rose Pounder
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The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.
Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate
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When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.
Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"
Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"
Or
Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"
Dude: "Takeing a shit!"
Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"
Dude: "This is tha shit!"
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a person that likes to give anal sex.
that fucking poop shoot pounder gave my sister aids!
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An Anorexic girl with a yeast infection.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with Cheese
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A mysterious meat between a hot dog bun.
Hey Dude lets make a 10 inch pounder, put it in the bun.
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