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Another word for taking a dump
After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.
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When you are tittie fucking a girl and you are bent over her chest.When things start to get hot and steamy you start to take a dump(works best with rabbit size or a smaller turd). When you finally blow a load in her face you forcefully lower you buttox onto her chest-stomach area and smash the already laid turds(spreading them around wont jeopardize anything). If done right you should knock the breath out of her, this gap of time when she is chocking on your previously blown load and lost breath added with the smell of smashed poop filling her lungs should give you a time to escape.
I chest Pressed 3 bitches last night, and they never saw it coming.
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when a girl grabbes a man dick and sticks it between her tits and pushes them against the cock while the man rubs his dick up and down between her tits.
Man ive been flexing my cock when I did my cock press on her last night.
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To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.
If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"
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what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.
that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.
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what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?
pressing grapes.
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when you bench press a girl while she is giving you head.
i head pressed her so i could get a little work out and get head.
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