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A stupid ad that popped up while looking for memes
Guy 1: have seen that pee proof underwear ad?
Guy 2: no, but it seems stupid
Guy 1: it is
To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
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A train not prone to damage by bullets.
Bullet trains and Bullet-proof trains aren't the same, duh :P
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50's source of protection
If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.
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Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.
gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.
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The hard shell that surrounds the head and brain of all Trump supporters.
The decline of education in America and the coinciding rise in more Americans afflicted with the Dunning-Krueger syndrome is strong evidence that many people live in a Fact-proof Ignorance Bubble, free of rational thought, logic and common sense.
Trying to discuss world events with Trump Supporters is useless since they live in a Fact-proof Ignorance Bubble.
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An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.
Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"
You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"
Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"
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