Snail's pube

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

pube juice

Vage residue left on pubes that tastes funky like prune juice

My friend Melissa loves pube juice.

floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

Re-pubing

Is when a man who has already gone through puberty, physically goes through puberty again. (loses pubic hair and then grows it back, voice begins to crack again, has a bad case of acne, awkward around girls). Likened in nature to the molting patterns of the bird known as the Male Indigo Bunting or the Blue Footed Booby)

"Jesse's voice cracked this week while he was singing, he must be re-pubing."

Pube Puller

a pube puller also known as the demonic hair pulling demon is a cunt. This little bastard will do absolutely anything to get his or her tiny little fingers on your pubes and ripping them to shreds. If you are a. Pube puller I suggest you look for help as you may be a demon released from hell.

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Go away you silly pube puller

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

Pube Tube

Another term for penis, referring to the pubic hair under it.

Gotta go rub the pube tube, see ya later.