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When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.
A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.
Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.
The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"
The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.
My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.
Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.
That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!
To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.
"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."
Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!