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When you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
-Brock Samson
What is a "Rusty Venture" from Operation P.R.O.M.
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While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.
If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
After a symphony concert...
Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...
Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?
Man: Why yes, it does.
Woman: Sounds great!
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Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
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When you don't pee for a long time and the tip of your penis sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom.
I haven't pee'd all day, so when i went just now my Rusty cobra spat piss all over the toilet seat.
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when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.
That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.
Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.
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A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.
Debra gave Ron a rusty twinkie as a new form ov foreplay last Christmas.
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When one licks his or her partner's anus to lubricate it, inserts the bottom of a candle into it, and proceeds to light it.
I performed a rusty pumpkin on my porch last Halloween for all the kids to see.
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