(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.
Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey
High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.
Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time
When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.
I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.
Middle Eastern name for an orgy
Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!
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Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.
ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.