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Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

by Norman F. Crabtree March 2, 2012


salad jockey

When one man/woman lays down on their stomach whilst another man/woman buries their face in their partner rectum in the handstand position.

Sentence 1: Im tired of having to suck your centimeter peter let me be your salad jockey

by Dickzilla4 May 20, 2018


Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

by bobo76 December 2, 2014


Tard Salad

Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time

When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!

When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.

by S.Mendez June 14, 2010


American Salad

A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.

I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.

by sweet_sagittarius December 29, 2011


jerusalem salad

Middle Eastern name for an orgy

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!

by Hog but November 27, 2015

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booty salad

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.

ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.

by Poke-chan May 21, 2016