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when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head
yo I gave your mom salmon breath
Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips
Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
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To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!
Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
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