Swarley

Barney was mistakenly called Swarley in a tv show called: How I Met Your Mother

lady in the cafe is calling for swarley...
sees barney and hands coffee to him...
Barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads Swarley

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Swarley

From HIMYM: the name the freaking person behind the counter at probably a Starbucks shop will write on your coffee cup, but it's all wrong because they are deaf and it's not actually your name. Whenever you don't care about someone because they are completely irrelevant, you can also call them Swarley.

From HP: Another variation is Wheatherby.

PersonX: "Bye, Swarley."
Wheatherby *who tried to talk to a girl he likes but failed, turns around to leave with a pathetically sad face*: "It's Barney..."

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Swarley

The name of the coolest Harlequin Great Dane in the world!

"Man, that Great Dane is awesome!! What's his name?"
"Swarley"

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swarley

-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex

After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley

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