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one that is of all that is sarcastic.
Justin: dude, Ashley Is giving me mized messages. I have a small dick but she told me she was so amazed by the size
Eric: dude she was messing with you, she is such a sarcasmer.
Most feared highschool squad of rapscallions
Ayo sarcasm gang, gang gang niggiiiii
"Sarcasm so intense that it feels orgasmic".
Also:
"Maximum sarcasm".
Exe#1:
The doctors told them they would never walk again. They responded by sarcasmically telling the doctors: "that was such good news: they were gonna jump for joy!". The doctor and the patient shared a sad laugh.
Exe#2:
Sarcasmic humor feels best for the comedian, meanwhile the audience is often left scratching their heads, while the comedian chortles at their own joke while being escorted offstage.
The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.
Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:
The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.
- I just learned how to defy gravity!
- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*
Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".