A surrogate term to replace "said sarcastically"
"I'm getting my lighter" C-Town said. "Yeah where is your lighter?" I replied. C-Town proceeded to pop the trunk. "Of course. The trunk. Where else would it be?" I sarcasmed.
Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
Most feared highschool squad of rapscallions
Ayo sarcasm gang, gang gang niggiiiii
"Sarcasm so intense that it feels orgasmic".
Also:
"Maximum sarcasm".
Exe#1:
The doctors told them they would never walk again. They responded by sarcasmically telling the doctors: "that was such good news: they were gonna jump for joy!". The doctor and the patient shared a sad laugh.
Exe#2:
Sarcasmic humor feels best for the comedian, meanwhile the audience is often left scratching their heads, while the comedian chortles at their own joke while being escorted offstage.
The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.
- I just learned how to defy gravity!
- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*
The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.
Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:
The bodily high one receives from good sarcasm.
A fake, sarcastic orgasm, usually caused by a shitty partner.
Jordan's pun was so sarcasmic!
Honey, I can tell your being sarcasmic.