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When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".
Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?
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Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.
Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
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those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!
shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'
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VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee
Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson
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Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.
A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.
This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.
Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
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urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard
"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."
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The biggest asshole in the world
Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
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