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A stupid, slow, or otherwise foolish person who does shithead things.
My roommate is drinking a beer while doing homework, what a dumb shitter!
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n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.
b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.
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Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!
Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.
A reliable server messes up once.
Sam: This server is so fucking shit!
Sam is a throat shitter.
A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.
Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.
Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.
There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.
Ron arrived at work, and immediately headed to the bathroom for his 20 min. shitter sitter.