Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

117👍 39👎

fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

34👍 10👎

sideways hokie-pokie

the act of fornication with the opposite sex.

hey bro you seem happy today... "yeah so what?"... you do the sideways hokie-pokie last night?

1👍 2👎

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

16👍 9👎

Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

1👍 3👎

Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.

Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.

3👍 1👎