Single Depression

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.

Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.

Doubly Single

When you're both single and not attracted to anyone.

Person 1: Are you in a relationship?
Person 2: Everyone is so ugly I'm doubly single

Single Unit

Involves two people that are BFFF's and these two BFFF's become a single person they feel,think,see and everything that is done is done by both of them. ;They can also send telepathic messages to each other.

Two BFFF's Steven and Tabi:
Jacob punches Steven in the arm.
Tabi also feels the pain of the punch in the arm.

Tabi is sad.
Steven is sad also.

Sentence:Steven and Tabi are a Single Unit.

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Single Helix

similar to the politicaly incorrect 'retarded.' Stupid, without merit.

I can't believe that Wendy lied on her taxes; she has a single helix.

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Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

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Single parent

Single parent means the parent is the only parent to the child, responsible for all financial, material and emotional needs. It means there is an absence of the other parent as opposed to a co-parent; meaning that the parent is not the only parent regardless of whether or not they are a couple.

I am a single parent. I have my child 7 days a week.

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Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.

I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!

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