slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

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Slam and Bounce

To have sex with someone, then promptly leave without trace never to be seen again.

Friend1: That girl you linked up last night was on fire, are you gonna see her again?
Friend2: Nah mate, it was a slam and bounce

hit and quit slam and bounce

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Slam The Hen

To have sex with a hot chick (Women)

brother, i just slammed that hen over there last week, hence Slam The Hen

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Slam Rag

Originally a Native-American word used to describe women who would be used solely for fornication by men, then tossed in the garbage like a used rag. Now-a-days, the term is used to describe women who have sex with men, make them a sandwich, and are immediately thrown out of the vicinity.

Tom: I had sex with this total slam rag yesterday
Jake: Nice man, what kind of sandwich did she make you after?
Tom: Turkey club
*They High-five*

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Slam Bamboo

A really shitty 1980s pop band that had Trent Reznor on keyboards. Slam Bamboo released two singles that were a hit in the Cleveland area called House On Fire which was released in 1986 and White Lies/Cry Like a Baby, released in 1988. Slam Bamboo Consisted of

Scott Hanson: Vocals
Greg Thomas: Bass guitar

Ron Musarra: Drums
Trent Reznor: Keyboards
Tim Kirker: Guitar

Pat: Hey Justin have you seen the YouTube video of Trent Reznor when he was in Slam Bamboo?
Justin: Yeah I did. They look like a bad SNL skit.

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Wigger Slam

Any band that plays music with breakdowns, unitelligible lyrics, but in real life, they are suburban white guys who wear urban clothing brands and listen to rap.

Guy 1: Dude, Waking The Cadaver is awesome.

Guy 2: No dude, Waking The Cadaver is just another wigger slam band, they think they are so gangster.

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slam whale

An extremely fat girl who is up for anything sexually because she is so insecure. Good for a root if you're horny and can't find anything better. Slam whales all give great blowjobs (because they have to, and the chubby cheeks feel nice and warm).

"I haven't gotten laid in a month..."
"Just fuck a slam whale, dude, they're up for anything."

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