yackity smack

AKA "jib jab" AKA WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!!?

Stop talkin all that yackity smack and shut the fuck up

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QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

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cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

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smacked-up

when one looks busted in the facial area

"honey, how do i look with this new makeup on?"
"you look smacked-up, ho."

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Smack Cam

To smack one in the face while recording. Using whip cream is not necessary but makes it better.

"I'll give you a dollar if you smack cam one of your brothers."

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talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

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chat smack

to virtually smack someone through instant message, chat or texting

(a conversation on IM)

person A: I'm really not getting anywhere with my guitar lessons

person B: Do you practice every day?

person A: no - should I?

person B: -chat smack-

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