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When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap
February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.
“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.
Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!
When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
When you and your bro air slap your penises.
Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!