February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.
“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
On January 15th, it’s annoy Squidward day!
P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?
P1: do you know what today is
P2: annoy Squidward day?
P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!
On January 15th, it’s National annoy squidward day!
P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?
P1: do you know what today is?
P2: Annoy squidward day?
P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
When you and your bro air slap your penises.
Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!
n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”