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Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.
I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !
when you are fucking your girlfriend from behind and you moisten up your index finger and put it up her ass while continuing to fuck her
kyle:wow that girl was hot last night...i gave her the old k-b suprise
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A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.
Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!
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this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
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Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.
Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"
Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."
My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!
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When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, like a paint brush.
Mr. Stark, Andrew's teacher was so horny that he gave him a Paint Brush Suprise. Andrew liked it so much he gave his teacher a cleveland steamer
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spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.
Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).
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