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Furry: OwO *rawrs* UwU
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!
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Similar to the 'danger wank' in its application, the 'Terminal Two Tug' is its Aeronautical counterpart.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "bust one off" whilst sat in an airport bathroom after pulling the red emergency cord. The race is on to 'let the bubble see the pop' before security come investigating. Ejaculation must be reached before your Terminal Two Tug 'target' arrives to investigate. The greater the chances of being discovered going to town on oneself, or pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). Saying originated in Swindon, UK after a spate of adventurous 'danger wanks' by one bar hostess became local legend.
Danielle got bored of danger wanking and so she decided to take it 'on holiday' with the 'terminal two tug'. Animal.
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When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.
Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...
Check The Input Terminal Is a message that projectors will project if the input terminal needs to be checked meaning the projector wants you to change the input terminal on the projector.
Check The Input Terminal, Grandma.
A "Committed Termination Partner" (CTP) is a suicidal person that will join another suicidal person in jointly committing suicide. This is typically done through the use of a "Suicide Pact" that may be a written plan or a spoken plan dealing with all aspects of the mutual suicide of two people.
John met Jane as a committed termination partner (CTP) and now they both CTB together.
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When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls
Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy
Patient: Fuck You
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The new airport terminal at London Heathrow. Slated because its a total waste of space
A ladies vagina
A cunt
slapper after a night of hardcore sex:
fuckin ell I had a jumbo jet right up my terminal 5 last night
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ooooooh what a terminal 5 of a day I have had today
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Terminal5, is it? cunt more like
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