boutique bud

High-grade marijuana normally grown for medicinal purposes and sold primarily in medicinal marijuana shops in California.

"Gotta pick up some of that boutique bud from the UPS store"

Wallet Bud

Little nugs of weed and small amounts of stem that one carries in his/her wallet.

Person 1: "We've run out of weed!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got some wallet bud!"

fruity bud

really dank weed

Tristan- "Yo are you going to Stoneonta?"
Matt- "Yeah bro, I hear they got some fruity bud up there."

Bud Light

The beer used to be kind of good, but now it has become a beer where, if you drink it, a dress will magically appear around you. Now it sucks! It has become Trans-(formers)

Bro 1: *Drinks Coors Light beer
Bro 2: *Drinks Modelo beer
Bro 3: *Starts Drinking Bud Light
Bro 1 and 2: Noooo! Don't drink that!
Bro 3: *Finishing Bud Light.

Why not?

Bro 1 and 2: Because of (censor playing Transformers theme. Transformers robots in disguise!)dress.

Bro 3: I feel funny. *Dress appears.

(Transformsers theme plays in the background). *Becomes Trans-(formers)
Trans-(former) 3: Noooooo!

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bud butt

Taking several sloppy, painful shits the morning after drinking too much bad draft.Very much like the dreaded Molson Mudslide.

I'm gonna be late for work...I got a nasty case of Bud Butt

Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!

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legal bud

Shitty, pretend bud.
No one has ever actually tried it

Yo do you want to get some legal bud?
Fuck that shit, go for the illegal kind

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Smoke bud

Smoke Weed

Smoke Bud = Smoke Weed. Get the picture?

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