A case of the Mondays

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.

VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!

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cyber monday

A term made up by e-tailers as way to trick people into internet shopping by thinking that everyone else is shopping online on this day as well.

Coz: w00t, its Cyber Monday, you gonna buy as much as you did on Black Friday?
Porky: Tool...

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Slushy Monday

When you put ice in a girl's vagina, and then you fuck it.

I hate how you can never get ahold of Sandoval, since hes always giving his girlfriend a Slushy Monday.

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Black Monday

Martin Luther King, Jr day

John "Why don't we have school today?"
Ian "It's Black Monday"

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Hey Monday

an awesome pop/rock/punk group similar to paramore. Their album is called Hold On Tight and their first single is called Homecoming. The band consists of Cassadee Pope (lead vocals), Michael "Jersey" Moriarty (bass guitar), Mike Gentile (lead guitar), Alex Lipshaw (rhythm guitar), Elliot James (drums) and Bobby Nolan (Keyboard).

Hey Monday is one of my favorite bands.

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blue monday

A phrase describing the come down of MDMA. The comedown of the drug has a feeling of deep depression and suicidal feelings. It originated because people would use MDMA on the weekends and then feel shitty on (blue) Monday

1: Did you do MDMA last weekend
2: Yeah but i’m feeling the consequences today
1: Blue Monday?
2: Exactly

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awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

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