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Real. James "Jim" Moriarty. Consulting Criminal. Created the persona of Richard Brook, but don't believe the lies, he was a fake.
You should see Moriarty in a crown.
Fix it for me, Moriarty.
Moriarty was real.
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A cute, suited man with a thick Irish accent. He seems quite friendly and innocent at first, but he has a lot more to his past...
The most common first name is "Jim" (James) but Richard is also common.
Andrew Scott can be a Moriarty... think about it!
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Glasgow slang:
Rhyming slang for a party. Often used in conjunction with the purchase of a 'cargo' - slang for a carry-out of alcohol - which often refers to the purchase of Buckfast Tonic Wine.
Why don't we get a cargo and head to that Moriarty?
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The habit of emphasising one rANDOM word or phrase in a sentence.. you know.. for effect.
Random guy: I will burn the HEART out of you
*sets fire to your boyfriend*
You: Bro, stop Moriartying, it's terrifying and sexual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}
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Jim Moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. He is both scary and super funny at times. He is the center of a web. He is a consulting criminal. Played by the fabulous actor Andrew Scott.
You should see him in a crown.
Jim Moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary...
Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~
Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...
Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
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Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
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A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.
Bob: Have you seen that mr moriarty ?
Lucy: Yes, he has a mental breakdown last class
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