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The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.
Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
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1) American version of Japanese gameshow "Takeshi's Castle," now featuring two mis-matched teams pit against each other in this bastion of low-brow comedy. Features hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, field reporter Guy LeDouche, field marshall Captain Tenneal, massive amounts of mystery sludge, and repeated and frequent use of the word "Babaganoosh". Abbreviated MXC.
"Hey, someone find his baba. We can reattach it to his ganoosh." - Kenny Blankenship, about Yella Babaganoosh's most painful elimination.
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The response to "I love you more" that shows that you love the other person more than considered possible
Person 1:I love you more
Person 2:I love you most
Person 1:but that's not possible it's impossible to love someone that much
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A long time ago (I believe the 80s) there was a game show in Japan called Takehashi's Castle. 100 people would try to take over a castle, but to get to it they'd have to go through obstacles, most of which were extremely dangerous and extreme, and if you lost the game you were eliminated.
Years later, Spike TV took the show and turned it into a show called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, or MXC. They dubbed it badly with funny, often perverted commentary by the two host Vic Romano and Ken Blankenship, and edited out the prizes and things like that.
Break your neck, win a toaster!
"What do we always say? DON'T GET ELIMINATED!"
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A awesome racing and cop chasing game. The aim of the game is to get your ride back from a pink slip race that was fixed from a street racer named razor. He used your ride to get to number 1 on the blacklist. The blacklist consists of the top 15 racers wanted by the police. You must work your way up from number 15 to 1 only then can you challenge him for a chance at getting your ride back. A big part of the blacklist is bounty. You can get bounty by getting into police pursuits and cause enough chaos to increasce your bounty. The cops have many different tactics to catch you like roadblocks, and spike strips. Their are also different levels of police. They are 1-5. 1 is regular civic cruisers. 2 are the same but completley black and undercover. 3 are state police driving a Pontiac GTO. 4 are same but black and use spike strips. 5 are Chevrolet Corvette's federal police. This is the max but their are also 6 and 7. 6 is after you beat razor and are black Corvette's and numerous SUV's. 7 are all police SUV's and are only availiable on black edition challenge series number 69. Sergeant Cross is the most skilled driver of the cops and will direct the strategies used against you. Once you beat razor you are chased by level 6 cops which you must evade to beat the game.
Player playing need for speed most wanted: Yeah I just beat razor!
Oh no!! LVL 6 COPS!
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1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.
Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.
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