I'm only human

What to say when you complete the 100% all crime speedrun

Guy 1: I'm only human don't put yo blame on me

Guy 2: Bro you touched kids and tortured random hookers

Good Vibes Only

A pithy expression of those of below-average intelligence for whom composing an original thought is one step too far.

Dan: what are you seeking on this dating site?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: how do you define good vibes
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: what's your best virtue and worst vice?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: thanks for your time, I'll pass
Lisa: good vibes only

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Only in Ohio

When a person gets a Submarine sandwich, you and a friend ejaculate on the sandwich. After that, one of the participants shoves the sandwich up the others ass while the other person eats it out of their asshole

"Oh yeah I gave my girlfriend and "only in ohio" the other week."

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Only on Saturday’s

An excuse to keep the conversation going

Girl: um are you bored

Guy: only on Saturday’s

Girl : lol

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I’m only a baby!

Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.

Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!

Only gifs day

A day which you can only use gifs to communicate, happens everyone March 03

Michael: it's Only gifs day!
John: "Rick astley you know the rules and so do I gif"
Micheal: "agreeing gif"

Only Kuba Things

The things that only Kuba does. Just usuall things, but when Kuba does them, it feels like magic and that's crazy bro.

Kuba will say: "Knedlík je něco mezi houskou a bramborou, nikdy nevíš kudy půjde."
And you will respond to that as Only Kuba Things, OKT for short.