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The worst "fighter" in UFC history. The Glass Joe of MMA. Known for losing in 10 seconds to Mickey Gall, and then getting his ass kicked so hard, his opponent got fired for beating him too much. He fake fights again in AEW and is currently ruining the fed with his long, boring matches and redundant promos.
Did you see CM Phil fight in the octagon? He lost so bad his opponent got fired!
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A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old
"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."
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When an evening is warm enough to require no jacket as in the Phil Collins Album 'No Jacket required'
Do you reckon i need a jacket down the pub Tonight?
Na, mate it's Phil Collins tonight
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An 80s/90s pop artist, vocalist, drummer, and lead singer for the progressive/arena rock band Genesis. He is British, has a great voice, and has been featured in movie soundtracks and has many successful best-selling albums. And NO, the people who by them aren't faggots and retards!
Phil Collins is a great music artist. There is nothing wrong with him at all.
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He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!
That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
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n. (See also, Stanky Fill, v.); A person who committed the action of smoking an array of pills then proceeding to have intercourse with a corpse, purely with the intent of filling said corpse with semen.
Stanky Fill, v.; The action of smoking an array of pills then proceeding to have intercourse with a corpse, purely for filling the corpse with semen. The corpse becomes stanky filled or stanky full if you will, when the filler is finished.
Philnis n.; The phallis of the perpetrator becomes a philnis upon completing the act of stanky filling the cadavar.
"I'm gonna Stanky Fill you one of these days, I'm mostly waiting for you to die."
"Have you heard that the man who lives by the graveyard is a Stanky Phil! He has some sick fantasies!"
"This corpse is Stanky Filled to the brim, we're gonna have to call in the DNA tests."
They are obviously more than friends, but it's more than just romantic for them.
A: Who are Dan and Phil?
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.
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