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1. The art of mastering procrastination.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
1. This is an example of a shitty definition of the Art of Procrastination. (lol?)
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
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The final Sunday of a holiday or school break where you realize you have a shitload of homework that you didn't do yet.
Person 1: Hey man did you finish your homework yet?
Person 2: Oh shit, is it Procrastination Sunday already?
Person 1: Yeah you're gonna fail that class
Person 2: Fuck it YOLO
The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.
*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits
The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.
I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump
wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.
I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.
Doing work, then deciding to procrastinate by do something else, then deciding to procrastinate that by doing something completely different. This keeps on going until you hit a stage where what you are doing makes no sense and isn't useful to you in anyway.
Dude 1: Hey how did the essay writing go?
Dude 2: Well at first it went well, then I decided I should probably revise for my exam first, then I thought maybe I should clean my room so I can revise in a clean environment. However while cleaning my room I got preoccupied with a spider I found under my bed. In the end I hit 'procrastination limbo' when I realized all I'm doing now is watching a spider trying to eat a piece of cheese I laid out for it.
procrastination
To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.
The procrastinator decided to DIE... And of course procrastinate.
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