Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.
In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.
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Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything
Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
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Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
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You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!
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River Chickens are also known as salmon. Fish that live in a river.
Any luck today? Yeah caught a few good river chickens.
When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.
A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.
A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.