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Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.

In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.

by dryoweegog January 21, 2010

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Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk

Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river

by cheafromdeep December 14, 2011

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River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

by kj21 April 28, 2009

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Red River

A Girl on her period

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!

by roast November 16, 2002

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River Chickens

River Chickens are also known as salmon. Fish that live in a river.

Any luck today? Yeah caught a few good river chickens.

by Landwrac July 6, 2019


River-style

When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.

A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020


Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.

someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

by mk614 December 18, 2011