Monks Road

Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...

Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.

Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.

(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

do road

/doing road/road
To be involved in gang business (UK, not sure about US)

Jump off road - to end up with gang business

(BSIDE) 30 X KK - 785 flow

Everybody want do road now (now?)

road dogs

Running buddies; people you hang out with, go to concerts with and in general, cause mayhem with. Good friends you can count on to head off on a road trip at the last minute.

Man, I miss my main road dogs Jim and Kristin. Remember the time we took off to Buckeye Lake and got lost? Good times.

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road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.

Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.

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Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.

I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.

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forced road

A publicly-used roadway built on private land, usually to get around an obstacle that prevents a road from being built on the surveyed public road allowance.

The first road surveys of townships in the colonial provinces of Canada were inaccurate, requiring road crews to create forced roads that deviated from the surveyed public road allowance onto private property.

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