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After watching some porn the other night my missus went straight to sleep so I had to resort to tugging timmy instead
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Slays at life. Queef Kween. The biggest, juiciest timato in the patch.
Have you seen that youtuber Timmy Timato? Yeah, he slays at life and queefs like a kween! Yassss
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Timmy's burger is famous finnish grill, where you can hear the latest songs from DIMMU BORGIR.
You can order many kind of food, such as "mourning palace", which is sausage with ketchup.
Timmy's burger is also the most expencive item in the menu, hamburger with lot of onions and red meat.
Owner of Timmy's borgir is guy called timmy, He looks like a viking, red haird and big beer belly. And he is always angry :(
customer: Hello Timmy, can I have one mourning palace with cola and one timmy's burger?
Timmy: What are you looking at, rätty :@ here is your food damn.
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Timmy T a man who spiritually adores fo fo fo's. He will take you to wendys, shoot a wendys up too! He not toxic or mentally abusive! He's a great husband to anyone! He drives a camper with all his friends too! He goes on roas trips, runs from the cops, hates the police. He will yell at you if you stare tho!!
Shakila: My husband is so abusive please call the police before he shoots me and my friends.
Random girl: He sounds like a real Timmy T!!
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Anyone with a souped-up wheelchair, including but not limited to high-powered motors, chromed wheels, licence plates, various flags, and bumper stickers. Can range from the developmentally challenged to large people whom can no longer support the weight of their own bodies.
Holy shit, I nearly got run-down by that turbo timmy! Someone get his plate numbers?
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Someone who is hired to beat up and or kill someone who is of an annoyance to you
"If you continue to act stupid around me I'm gonna take you to see Uncle Timmy"
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