Lazy Walrus

A sexual position typically done in the morning in which both partners are laying on their sides and one partner enters the other from behind.

We had a wild last night last night, and we were horny this morning but all we could manage was the lazy walrus.

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Walrus Manouver

Having sex doggie style with an obese, buck toothed woman.

Adam LOVES the walrus manouver!

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Buddha Walrus

The amazing master of walruses that protects and feeds the walruses.

"This bounty of fish must be from the great Buddha Walrus himself!", says the walrus.

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Walrus Toe

Opposite to that of it's cousin "The Camel Toe" in nature the Walrus Toe can be gazed upon females who weigh upwards past the 300lbs mark.

That fat chick is packing some mad walrus toe today

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Miley Walrus

Also known as Miley Cyrus.

See slut.

likes to rub clits with her BFF mandy.

obsessed fan: OMGOMGOMG HANNAH MONTANA! EEEEE! IM GONNA GO POLE DANCE NOW CUZ MILEY DID IT! EEEE!

normal person: shut the fuck up about that slut miley walrus.

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walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks

my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.

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tripping walrus

when you take 2 hits of ballin acid, and your hearing seeing and feeling are all the same. all 56 possible walruses are swimming in your head.

"dude, i dont know what the fuck is going on, im sucking walrus cock" "Yup, you're tripping walrus."

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