can't see the suits

said when one is soo horribly drunk/stonned that their vision is impaired. started on a trip to quebec city when one of the members of the group was sooo drunk, that he could not see the suits on the playing cards.

jamie -"full house; 9's to 4's."

brutus -"i can't see the suits!!!"

also!

guy 1-"hes soo can't see the suits! look at him stumble around"

guy 2-"man, he totally cant see the suits, he just grabbed YOUR girlfriends ass."

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Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

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en can't read

Those who only know only a little of something but acting very smart and completely ignore the rest despite being right ahead of them, originated from and used commonly by Arknights player.

Player 1: OMG CAN ONLY ATTACK ONE ENEMIES THIS THING IS BAD THIS THING IS BAD BRO!!1! (ignore the massive attack stats right next to it)

Player 2: EN can't read moments

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you can't be pimpin

See, you think you a pimp. But you can't be pimpin slime.

you can't be pimpin slatt

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Can't whoop me!

Asserting you'r manhood to others.

Can't whoop me!

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can't type itis

A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words

i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up

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I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

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