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Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 18, 2018


hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019


Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023


Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023


humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.

“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “

by trickstaa June 17, 2022


Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 6, 2021


Corner humper

Another, more accurate name for campers in shooting games.

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

by oh i don't know February 3, 2016