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To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.
My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.
another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females
Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.
The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips
Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
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To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
Oh man, I just got salmon killed!
Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...
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