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Squid Hands

Using your hands to make the movement of a squid swimming away. It's like saying "Go away," or, "I'm leaving."

1. "Man, this party is lame. Squid hands!

2. "My girl freaked out on me, so I gave her the squid hands, and showed her the door.

3. "This guy offered to buy me a drink, but he gave me a creepy vibe, so I was, like, 'Squid hands,' and waked away."

by godfathergrammar January 5, 2014

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Street Squid

A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.

"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".

by D. Gould December 24, 2005

43πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


squid game

a somehow trending netflix show, thats all

Person 1: Have you watched Squid Game?
Person 2: Ya its cool and all idk I might watch all episodes πŸ˜€

by Yuzeri September 28, 2021

67πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original ΓΌberbitch March 7, 2007

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


squid burger

A really damp, hairy vagina. Where the hairs are sticking to the upper thigh

Went down on a chick last night, but she had a major squid burger. And got a flossing

by Burdog March 29, 2017


Squirting Squid

A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.

Me and that chick Vicky did the squirting squid and she said she never felt so good during it.

by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 26, 2020


squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014