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When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.
This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.
Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?
Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?
Yeah, Black Ketchup
It is a ketchup smoothie
Simply a smoothie made from ketchup
A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty
A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.
also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.
or
The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
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