A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.
HOLY FCKING SHIT IS THAT TODD KOBUS THIS IS THE GREATEST DAMN DAY OF MY LIFEEEE!!!!!11!!1!11
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A Philadelphia Eagle, and the greatest wide receiver of his generation
That unbelievable catch by Todd Pinkston made me believe in God.
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A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
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When a grown ass man is built like a toddler. (i.e. Skinny legs, pot belly, small shoulders and arms and no pectoral muscles to speak of)
Did you see Erick? He says he's been working out, but dude is still sporting that todd bod.
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Telling a person to go out the Amanda Todd way, by drinking bleach.
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a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.
"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"
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A play in which a barber shaves people, kills them, and makes them out of pies
*someone goes to the baber*
*barber starts to shave with a razer*
The Person~ PLEASE DONT PULL A SWEENEY TODD ON ME!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!
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