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afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 15, 2024


Tuxedo Mask

Popular MC from the franchiseSailor Moon. He is canonically FRUITY.

*throws a rose* I’m not GAY. I just don’t like to see girls fighting over me all the time😤
-Tuxedo Mask

by September 19, 2022


Somerville Tuxedo

A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.

Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.

by The Great MassHolio August 18, 2022


Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.

Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."

by Professor Tunnycliff July 01, 2014


Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025


new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo

look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney

by violinist23 July 23, 2016


Denver Tuxedo

It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.

Hey checkout that dude with the Denver tuxedo.

by RonAllen1Foot January 06, 2017