uncle knobhead

that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.

"oh jesus here comes uncle knobhead, let's ignore him"

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Uncle Tater

an individual with an awful lot of free time on their hands...

Crazy Uncle Johnny: Uncle Tater put the finishing touches on his spud gun yesterday.

Weird Uncle Travis: Even cooler, he also created the first Linux based kegerator.

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Uncle George

Name used to represent a suspected pedophile relative. Likes to roam around children hot spots such as parks, elementary schoolyards, McDonald's play place and is often intoxicated. He is a creepy old man in his 50's and often questioned if he is actually part of the family. Is good friends with Uncle Gregory.

My mom told me to stay away from Uncle George for this family gathering.

Uncle George was spotted in his big white van, he was wearing a long beige trench coat.

Uncle George offered me to stay with him for the weekend, he wanted me to sleep in his bed but my parents filed a lawsuit.

Hi I'm lost. Have you seen my Uncle George?

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ya uncle

forget "ya mum" as your slow-witted insult of choice, have some dignity and confuse others with "YA UNCLE"

Lily: How are you?
Ruadh: Hows ya mum?
Lily: Ya uncle
Ruadh: ..........what?

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Uncle Fucker

A song was made in the south park movie named this. Two canadians Terrence and Phillip sung it in the movie.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. Youre a boner biting bastard uncle fucker. You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long

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Uncle Daddy

A Man who divorces his wife whom he had kids with, only to marry his wife's sister

Ranger Fans chant Uncle Daddy at Martin Broduer during hockey games.

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Uncle Chester

a man who molests children

The cops picked up the school janitor today. They had evidence he was Uncle Chester.

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