SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

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Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

Vegetably

Has Vegetables to some degree

This soup smells vegetably

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.