Going Weak

The act of laughing so much that one feels weak afterward.

I was going weak when Hannah was falling on the ice.

weak liver

Someone who cannot handle too much alcohol or else their liver will become a burnt potato.

me: man, we were suppose to go out drinking tonight but Colton's liver turned into a burnt potato!
friend: wow he must have a weak liver!

Weak creep

Not a creep that looks like Jason Mamoa. A weak creep is the one that finds you on social media to tell you how beautiful you are. Claims they are not trying to be creepy, they just want you to know how you made their day with your beauty.

This person may have been called a tell Troll by some, but Trolls are something we want in our back yard, they can be cute.

Another weak creep found me on FB today. Apparently I brought the sun into their life today.

morning weakness

when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.

Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"

Weak Sauce

Taking the weakest option available.

The old man had the chance to become an urban legend by buying a hairbrush and lube at the store. Instead he went through the self service section, the weak sauce prick.

Weak Move

When a guy or girl does or says something that only a pussy ass would do or say.

ME: Aye bro, you wanna lift after school
HIM: Nah Imma just play basketball
ME: We been playing basketball all week, time to get some weights in.
HIM: Nah I don't really like bench press anyways, I just do push ups.
ME: Weak Move

weak meek

when you sip smirnoff and hate to have a good time

dude stop being a weak meek and start crushing some cans