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to tease, usually with some malice
He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up
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The act of placing any amount of cocaine on/in a partner's anus, then having said partner fart while you try to snort the cocaine powder out of the air. There are 2 accepted variations:
1) placing your nostrils directly above the anus while having your partner fart the cocaine directly into you nose
2) your partner blasts the cocaine into the air while you attempt to snort it all before it falls to the floor
Friends talking over pizza and beer:
Friend 1: "Damn man you trippin balls. You been hittin that bugger sugar?"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah brotatochip! Picked up this girl behind the Waffle House dumpster last night. She wore me out wit that brony play but luckily I had an 8 ball and caught some of that Dust In The Wind as a pick-me-up."
F1: "So love at 1st sight."
F2: "yeah we're married now. Also, its your mom."
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If you are strong-winded, your natural gas is of a higher potency than the average person's. The smell can be toxic.
"Dave, you strong-winded mofo, roll down the window before we all pass out."
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The feeling when you remove your bra
*Le me goes home from school and takes off ratchet ass expensive ass bra*
"SALAD IN THE WIND"
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This "sex" position requires 8 males, doesn't matter if gay or not.
First Guy: On Hands and Knees with ass hanging out (nude)
Second Guy: Holding First Guy's Ass Crack Open (preferably not touching the inside of the bum.
Third Guy: Doing the Same thing as the First Guy, yet on top of him
Fourth: Holding the Third Guy's Ass Crack Open Just like the Second Guy
Fifth Guy: Doing the same thing as the First and Third Guy yet on top of both
Sixth: Holding the Fifth Guy's Ass open Just like the Fourth
At this moment you should have three guys with open assholes (facing same direction) and three guys holding their assholes open making a valley of ass skin.
If you look up or down it there should be a straight linear line
Seventh Guy: This individual is on top of the First Third and Fifth guy yet blowing a strong but quick line of air down the ass valley.
Eighth Guy: This guy is at the very bottom receiving the line of air from the seventh guy and breathing it in or even blowing air back.
The Freshman Party was weird until the guys came together and formed a Wind Tunnel
For some odd reason my mom played the Eighth Guy
I got pink eye from this.
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1. play read in english 11 classes throughout the country that promotes safe sex and family guy-oriented outtakes;
2. slang meaning to literally catch someone else's fart, or to inherit it through grandma's will.
Grandma ate many beans today and sat on my face, forcing me to inherit the wind
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My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!
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