jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

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fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..

Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."

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frickin laser beam

frickin laser beam (Verb)

1) Used as a swear word, just like the f and s words, however towards an object or problem.

2) From Austin Powers Movie - An evil plan to have sharks with Laser Beams on their heads. Interesting.

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a. Anger building up, problem not going away, "frickin laser beam."

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charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

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tx3 laser turbo

a really shit car which is really slow and has no guts at all if the car is red it makes it really gay just like the driver

zac drives a tx3 turbo

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I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.

Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

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She dips beneath lasers

"She dips beneath lasers" is an expression meaning a woman has entranced you with her sultry beauty.

"She Dips Beneath Lasers" is the eerily haunting tune sung by Adam in the first season episode, "Office Campout" in the television series Workaholics. The song refers to the virtuous acting in "...Entrapment, the Catherine Zeta Jones movie. It's a classic." The end of the episode shows Adam, along with Blake, Anders, and the two techies (whom the guys had thought were robbers) using psychotropic mushrooms, and singing the song in the dark office with hundreds of glow stars attached to the ceiling, with rather warm harmony.