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This definition applies to two people.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
"George Bush is a disgrace to humanity and the U.S."
"Which one? Senior or junior?"
"Junior."
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An evil beast produced through a Hominidae/Homosapian mating ritual. Has an IQ of of a pea, has no common sense, intelligence or brains what soever. Feeds on war and part of the oil-food web as well as a predator to the Muslims and preying on Neo Cons and Jews.
Must be captured, locked up and restrained in a cage/zoo for being a savaging megalomaniac
George Bush is what you would call an animal
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Any dumbass who can't speak Engish the right way.
"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office—I love to bring people into the Oval Office—right around the corner from here—and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person."
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
"I think war is a dangerous place."
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THE stupidest asshole ever born, unfortunantely, he was born in America instead of a fuckin stupid country like North Korea where he belongs, they both want to push the fuckin red button that starts a fuckin nuclear war.
John:I mean, he was a fuckin retard!
Me:You mean like George Bush?
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The dumbest person you can imagine, times 5. The europeans laughed when they learned that the other dumb Americans reelected him. I can't believe he is in office.
George Bush is a burden of the state, deamed unfit for the mainstream society. He is all of our superior. Sad, isn't it.
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possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war."
it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work.
recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina.
and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we."
only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end.
(ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")
George Bush always get his meaing across clearly:
bush:
"it'll take time to restore chaos."
(with him president, maybe not so much...)
bushism: "i'm the decider." tranlation to english: "we are so screwed."
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1. "Dude, don't go all G.W on me"
2. "Was George Bush your mentor?"
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