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Melvin

A Melvin is a teenager who is on that anime grind. They also have a despicable scent. They believe that they're the "main character."

This kid at my school is going straight Melvin mode.

by Ya.boi.gingy January 01, 2023


Melvin

Another word to describe a nerd
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares

You are such a MELVIN!

by THErizzQUEEN June 07, 2023


Melvin

Melvin a small and annoying person in the world is fuckin small and fucking annoying

fukin 1 in and melvin is small

by melvin is small April 05, 2022


Melvin

A fine ass nigga

My crush is a Melvin

by I’mahoe May 29, 2019


Melvin

A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles

Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.

by Spectreactivecamo December 03, 2021


Melvin

Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen

Man, he's a Melvin

by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 16, 2017


Melvin

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.

Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.

by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019