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the best musical key ever and nobody can tell me otherwise
-allows you to go into optimal bass frequency range
-decent number of sharp notes without being excessive
-sounds extremely pleasant in any chord progression. not joking. you can stick an f sharp minor chord anywhere and it will fit like a puzzle piece
guy 1: this beat that some guy posted is in f sharp minor. it slaps so hard
guy 2: nah you should check this other beat. its in c minor
*guy 1 immediately pulls out a knife and stabs guy 2 to death*
someone who wishes they were a skank. someone who will try to come off as scandalous, but in the end, wont go all the way. in other words, a wannabe ho.
Konica and Maren wish they were major league skanks, but since they never put out, at the end of the day, they aint nothin but a couple of minor league skanks.
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A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
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Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.
"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.
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When the CS202 student conveniently forgets parenthesis at the top of their function
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Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community
Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.
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"Friends With Minor Benefits" denotes a relationship in which two friends participate in non-coital activities usually designated for more intimate relationships without the attached emotional bond.
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
Guy: I walked in on Bob and Mary in a heated makeout session earlier.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
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